Alhena's Den

Ode to My Admirer (Ringo, formerly known as Bladeoflight, Bladeofdark)

BladeofDark was a Mighty Shark,
In a pond full of Tiny Fish,
A Big Dog to be noticed, Loud was his Bark,
Botting in front of Imms, He got his wish.
Not gone for a month, nor even a Day,
A minor player addicted to his Game,
Recreated, Reformed, New Character that VERY Day,
A shame the pilot was exactly the same.
Like a bad heavy-breath stalker, always on my line,
Constantly talking in emote, whisper, and tell.
Eventually he crossed over my patience line,
With a single ignore, blessed silence then fell.
How Courteous of Him, then, on a whim,
To continue expending his breath,
When I would not listen to him,
He sent messages from Alhenasdeath.
I thought to myself, such Integrity,
Such Morals and Ethics thou hast!
Ah, his Sarcasm had infected me!
I've seen more Rectitude from a Farmers Ass.
Perseverance, I'll grant him, he has it in droves,
Like so many in his Light Clan.
What a sad self-deception they must have all wove,
To think this stubborn child a man...
For the root of all hatred, is said to be Love,
If that's true, he must have Cupids Itch.
Hung like a Horse, he must fall SHORT of,
And so calls me a horse-faced Bitch.
Whom puberty avoids, has no stubble on chin.
Whose body odor is poor, and whose efforts are droll.
Who pays for affection, no heart he can win....
How then should we expect self-control?
So call me your names, you poor eunuch lad,
Waste upon deaf ears all your energy and time.
It only makes you all the more mad,
And ignoring you brings me joy Sublime.

Poem courtesy of Bard clan

Mcgregor
<*><|Crimson|><*> Mcgregor: any1 remember... does alhena were botting once or were using illegal script for gaining smthing?
Funny, this guy said he'd prebid on a weapon, and never did. Goes into an argument, of course, and starts spreading rumours !!!
Luckily the gear was good and sold anyway. Never trust him if he says he'll prebid ! (Same applies to Gohaan) !

Some MXit users are nice. Some aren't. Special thanks to FireNinja aka SatanicSoul aka DragonGod aka Advenchurer, known today as GhostSoul for those two fantastic quotes :
GhostSoul tells you 'well go fuck your dead mother you cunt'
GhostSoul tells you 'get a fucking life you low shithead piece of trash. go back to that shit stain you crawled out of and stop bothering me you 77 year old shithead, rejected cunt. fuck you, whore'
The funny part with GhostSoul is that every 2 days, I get insults, and the rest of time he's trying to beg for enchants !

And now a few quotes from Lighties :

From 'help light' :
The Order of Light is a gathering of great adventurers who strives to be the follower of the five virtues: Courtesy, Integrity, Perseverance, Self-Control and Indomitable Spirit.

Tiana : Courtesy
[ Cast 84 All ] (RAIDER) Tiana thinks stooges are brainless. <-)light(->
I may not have a brain, but i'm not a sucky defender :D - btw, how did it feel to meet
a bunch of real defenders who kicked you out ? See, no need to be 20 outside !

Tiana : Courtesy
19 Jan 04:53 - Tsubaki tells you 'Tiana tells you 'ok then im referring to alhena's note since she's your stooge :P''
Hey Tsu ! I'm your stooge on the website, now !

Blunt : Courtesy & Indomitable spirit
06 Dec 14:18 - Blunt tells you 'nods, she is informing the tricycle i'm sure'
06 Dec 14:21 - Blunt tells you 'she thinks shes this raiding queen, but she doesn't know anything'
06 Dec 14:21 - Blunt tells you 'just a stooge'
06 Dec 14:22 - Blunt tells you 'btw, you won't be getting any more invites to our raid, stoogy'
Hey, he will never figure that i'd never joined a raid organized by light anyway !

Tiana : Courtesy
[07 Jun 13:11:58] <-)light(-> Tiana: shouldn't be bitter alhena, it is the ugliest expression a horse can wear.
At least, a horse can get a rider from times to times :D

Bladeof~~Dark~~Light (Now Ringo) : Courtesy, Integrity & Self-Control
Alhenasdeath tells you 'I know why your so grouchy its cause your ugly and you can never take that from me LMAO LMAO I hope you can live your ugly life without a dog eating your face off' (Bladeoflight created that char after I re-put him on ignore)
At least he got in troubles that day, i'd really like to see his inotes someday, got nuked once for botting, and still stupid

Tiana : Courtesy
(Friend) Nehtor: 'Ah, nothing bad. Nothing I can't live with anyway. Called me Alhenas bitch. I always wanted to be someones bitch. ^^' Nehtor, you're the horse's favorite :D

Bladeof~~Dark~~Light (Now Ringo) : Courtesy, Integrity & Self-Control
Visit this Ba'al contribution to my page !

Tiana : Courtesy
Starlight tells you 'I told Tiana how it was for you yesterday =P'
You tell Starlight 'what what ?'
Starlight tells you 'Yeh... She sent Orruk a message after he replied on Raids.'
Starlight tells you 'Calling him an "Alhena Stooge"'
Hey, I'm Tsu's stooge ! Does that mean Orruk is Tsu's grand-stooge ?
Tiana, this becomes too complex, can you decide who's the Stooges boss ? Nokian tells you 'this whole stooge thing is getting complicated, you're tsubaki's stooge, but you have your own stooges? :)'

Tinky : Courtesy
Tinky tells you 'she yelled at me a few weeks ago for offering free spellups 5 mins after she announced she was selling them :p'
Tinky tells you 'mis'
You tell Tinky 'nice mischan, tho i'm not really surprised. I didn't "yell" at you, just pointed at the fact it was quite rude. But of course that's probably not something you're going to repeat to the person you were talking to, and i'm not expecting any lightie to follow any of the points listed as your 'code' (read help light, courtesy being the first one, integrity the second, etc)'
You tell Tinky 'anyway, clearly the 'courtesy' one is something that you guys often forget.'